The opening shot is a hilarious teaser as terribly-made puppets poorly act out a brief scene in front of a badly drawn Paris, France (that’s 3,615 miles or so east of America), the shot pulls away however to show the true quality of the film as Team America crashes the turban-wearing terrorist’s party, destroying them in a stylized, super cool, explosive battle, as well as the Eiffel tower, the Louvre, and other famous landmarks. They assure the French people (all now staring at them in shock) that they are safe, but the clichés continue as one member is killed by a lone surviving terrorist while asking for another team member (Lisa) to marry him. Back at the base and over cocktails, the team leader (Spottswoode) suggests adding America’s best actor (Gary Johnston) to the team in order to infiltrate the terrorists and the mayhem continues.

Team America: World Police takes aim more at actors and brainless action movies than politicians. Although jabs at the UN, Michael Moore, and our Intelligence system are well done. Parker and Stone originally wanted to remake The Day After Tomorrow script using all puppets because they thought the script was hilarious. When that wouldn’t happen, they decided to make a cliché-ridden Michael Bay/Jerry Bruckheimer action film. This film is violent, offensive, profane, and f*cking hilarious. Keep in mind this movie had to go back to the MPAA twelve times before it was able to earn an R-rating. Whenever it felt like it was dragging a bit, a puppet would start puking violently, proposition another for oral sex, or break into song (“America….F*ck yeah!”). I wish these guys would make more movies, but at least we still have South Park in between the gaps!

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