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- ADAPTATION.
- A.I.
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
A collaboration of two great directors, Steven Spielberg and Stanley
Kubrick, results in a powerful film named A.I.
- AMERICA'S
SWEETHEARTS
A funny look at the spoiled stars of Hollywood that is surprisingly
sophomoric at times.
- ART
HISTORY
A short film that would have worked much better at feature length.
- THE
ART OF WAR
Wesley Snipes really needs to find a new agent, or his next step may
have to be a supporting role in a Dolph Lundgren flick.
- AUSTIN
POWERS IN GOLDMEMBER
Give Mike Myers a gold penis and watch him shine!
- BEHIND
ENEMY LINES
There are good movies, and there are bad movies. Behind Enemy Lines
is a great example of a fast-paced, high-gloss, re-hashed piece of garbage.
- BIG
FISH
Tim Burton at his best!
- BLACK
HAWK DOWN
Unless they could somehow make real bullets whiz past your head in the
theater, I don't think a war movie gets more realistic, scary, and powerful
than this.
- THE
BOURNE ULTIMATUM (2007)
The best sequel of the summer; Bourne doesn’t disappoint!
- CAPOTE
A complicated character.
- CATWOMAN
Definitely a poor CGI’d mess, but far from the horrid publicity
it’s been receiving.
- CATCH
ME IF YOU CAN
- THE
CELL
The Cell is visually amazing, however, aside from the eye candy
the film lacks in several major elements like suspense and mystery.
- CHARLIE'S
ANGELS
Heavy on the cheese, Charlie's Angels is everything you would
expect from a Y2K revamp of the classic television series.
- THE
CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK
Like Ah-nuld as Conan, Riddick is an all-Diesel driven vehicle,
and a pretty satisfying one at that.
- CLOSER
An all-around great film!
- CONSTANTINE
Keanu Reeves has another franchise!
- CROUCHING
TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON
An amazing film that is well worth the wait...
DEF
- DAREDEVIL
What's good is good, but the bad parts are really bad.
- DIE
ANOTHER DAY
Pierce Brosnan turns in his best Bond performance and revitalizes the
series!
- DOMINO
My name is Domino
Harvey, you will either love me or you will hate me.
- 8
MILE
- EXPIRATION
An impressive first feature from a group of unknowns that I hope to
see more from down the road!
- THE
FAST AND THE FURIOUS
A real joyride of a film from beginning to end…
- FEMME
FATALE
"The master of the erotic thriller" let his little fella direct
this one while his brain went
out for lunch.
- FROM
HELL
This film proves to be a fresh interpretation of a classic story; a
much needed departure from the other garbage in theaters these days.
GHI
- GANGS
OF NEW YORK
- GARDEN
STATE
A funny, quirky, and ultimately touching look at life as a twenty-something
- GEORGIA
RULE (2007)
This “chick flick” has a dark side.
- GONE
IN 60 SECONDS
Testosterone fueled car chases and little else....
- GRINDHOUSE
(2007)
"...everything I could have imagined and more..."
- HANNIBAL
Anthony Hopkins returns as Hannibal "the Cannibal" Lecter, and this
time around he is the main dish.
- HELLBOY
A fun movie that never takes itself too seriously.
- A
HISTORY OF VIOLENCE
Executed with
perfection.
- HOLLOW
MAN
Another film that had great potential but fell way short of the mark.
- HOT
FUZZ (2007)
"...looks and
feels like every action movie you’ve enjoyed the past couple decades."
- I,
ROBOT
Go in with low expectations and you should be fairly impressed.
JKL
MNO
- MARLA
“Who dared to say I was
nothing but the rib of a man?”
- THE
MATRIX REVOLUTIONS
At times so intense that I don't think I could bring myself to blink.
- ME,
MYSELF & IRENE
Jim Carrey re-teams with the Farrelly brothers for some great laughs,
but falls short of ...Something About Mary level of greatness...
- MEET
THE PARENTS
If they gave Oscars for "Best Comedy" this movie would win this year,
hands down...
- THE
MEXICAN
A film starring Julia Roberts and Brad Pitt…a match made in heaven,
right? Well, not exactly.
- MINORITY
REPORT
The dream team of Spielberg and Cruise measure up to all expectations!
- MISSION:
IMPOSSIBLE-2
With motorcycle chases, fist fights, and a love story (!) a toned down
John Woo does it again in Mission: Impossible-2.
- MOULIN
ROUGE
Director Baz Luhrmann again takes something old and puts a fresh new
spin on it. This time he revives and creates the modern musical.
- MR.
DEEDS
Sandler rehashes his usual plot again for a movie that is better than
Little Nicky, but that's not saying much.
- THE
NANNY DIARIES
The next Devil Wears Prada? I think not.
- OCEAN'S
11
This film packs more star power punch than a Batman movie! However,
in this case, director Steven Soderbergh manages to pull it off without
a hitch.
- OCEAN’S
TWELVE
The eye-candy is just that, but this confusing, dull, follow-up doesn’t
come close to its predecessor
- OCEAN’S
THIRTEEN (2007)
“11” was fun, “12” was dull,
“13” is…?
- ONCE
UPON A TIME IN MEXICO
El Mariachi returns...
- THE
ONE
A major setback in Jet Li's mission to gain star status in American
cinema.
- ORIGINAL
SIN
If this film was cut down to only about 20 minutes and the sound was
muted it could have been decent.
PQR
STU
- SAW
Despite the plot holes this average Se7en-wannabe is saved
by an amazing final quarter!
- SCARY
MOVIE 3
This Scary outing entertains about as much as a decent episode
of SNL.
- SECRET
WINDOW
Johnny Depp makes this movie more enjoyable than it probably deserves
to be.
- SIGNS
A fresh and suspenseful film from writer/director M. Night Shyamalan
- SIN
CITY
Violent, dark, and fantastic!
- THE
6TH DAY
Lately, the words "good movie" and "Arnold Schwarzenegger" have not
been seen in the same review, but The 6th Day ended up being
a nice surprise…
- SNATCH
Guy Ritchie's hip follow-up to Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
offers more of the same, in a well-polished form.
- SPIDER-MAN
2
A fun follow-up filled with action, laughs, and super hero drama!
- SPIDER-MAN
3 (2007)
Silly.
- SPY
GAME
With so much material packed into a 2-hour film, you'd think Spy
Game would have come unraveled at some point, thankfully it never
did.
- STAR
WARS: EPISODE II -- ATTACK OF THE CLONES
A second opinion on a popular culture behemoth!
- STARSKY
& HUTCH
More amusing than funny.
- SUGAR
TOWN
Rock on with the celebrity-studded nouveau classic
- SUPERBAD
Seth Rogen and friends bring the funny, again!
- SWEET
HOME ALABAMA
Reese Witherspoon stars in another cute feel-gooder.
- SWORDFISH
Sure it's all for show, but Swordfish really proved to be an
enjoyable experience
- TEAM
AMERICA: WORLD POLICE
The creators of
South
Park go after terrorism and Hollywood
- 300
(2006)
The coolest 2-hour trailer ever made!
- TRAFFIC
With a collection of powerful vignettes, Steven Soderbergh
and an all-star cast show us the war on drugs minus all the media and
political glamour.
- THE
TRANSPORTER
I wasn't planning on seeing this film and it suffers from scenes of
extreme action overkill (XXX anyone?) but I still enjoyed The Transporter!
-
TROY
An entertaining and well cast epic despite the very loose ties to its
source material.
- 25TH
HOUR
Spike Lee's best film (or "joint") in awhile.
- UNBREAKABLE
Once again M. Night Shyamalan and Bruce Willis have a winner on their
hands
- UNDERWORLD
The Montagues and the Capulets meet the Lycans and the Vampires..
VWXYZ
- V
FOR VENDETTA
The first must watch movie of 2006
- VANILLA
SKY
Most will probably be very confused or dislike this film entirely. I,
however, embraced it for its style and story filled with twists and
turns that kept me guessing until the end credits began to roll.
- VERTICAL
LIMIT
What would happen if every possible thing that could go wrong while
mountain climbing occurred on the same day and was exaggerated past
the highest logical degree? The answer is a movie called Vertical
Limit.
- THE
VILLAGE
Signature formula yields another signature hit for Shyamalan
- WHIPPED
Amanda Peet is starting to turn heads, and because of it hopefully she
will get a decent supporting cast in her future films.
- ZODIAC
(2007)
The first must-see of 2007!
FILM
FESTIVAL EXCLUSIVES
- SUNDANCE
2006 — Part 1
John C. Lyons reviews Special, Friends with Money,
Solo Dios Sabe, and Somebodies.
- SUNDANCE
2006 — Part 2
John C. Lyons reviews Art School Confidential, The Science
of Sleep, Half Nelson, and The Descent.
ETC...
- TRANSFORMERS
(2007) & LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD (2007)
A pair of action movies for the summer.
- QUICK
REVIEWS
Spider-Man, Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones,
and Insomnia
- xXx
and THE BOURNE IDENTITY
Short reviews on two action movies to see this year!
- SUMMER
2003 REVIEWS – PART ONE
X2 (X-Men II), The Matrix: Reloaded, Charlie’s Angels: Full
Throttle, and Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
- SUMMER
2003 REVIEWS
– PART TWO
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, Lara Croft Tomb Raider: the
Cradle of Life, and American Wedding
- QUICK
SUMMER 2004 REVIEWS and RECAP
Cleaning out the closet on summer 2004 reviews!
- SUMMER
2005 REVIEWS – PART ONE
Star
Wars: Episode III and Mr. & Mrs. Smith
- SUMMER
2005 REVIEWS – PART TWO
Batman Begins
and War of the Worlds
- SUMMER
2005 REVIEWS – PART THREE
Fantastic
Four
and The Island
- SUMMER
2005 REVIEWS – PART FOUR
Transporter 2, Wedding
Crashers, and The 40 Year Old Virgin
- SUMMER
2006 REVIEW ROUND-UP– PART ONE
Mission:
Impossible III, The Da Vinci Code, and X-Men: The
Last Stand
- SUMMER
2006 REVIEW ROUND-UP– PART TWO
Nacho Libre,
The Devil Wears Prada, and Superman Returns
- SUMMER
2006 REVIEW
ROUND-UP– PART THREE
Pirates
of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest, Lady in the Water,
and Miami Vice
- FALL
2006 REVIEW ROUND-UP– PART ONE
The Prestige,
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation
of Kazakhstan, and Casino Royale
- FALL
2006 REVIEW ROUND-UP– PART TWO
Babel, The
Fountain, and Deja Vu
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